When Boredom Strikes

What to do when boredom strikes you at home:
1. Shave your Pets

2. Try to Head Butt the ceiling

3. Fill the toilet bowl with water

4. Learn How to MoonWalk

5. Try to perfect the art of counting seconds accurately
6. Cover yourself with fake blood and lie on the sidewalk outside your house. See if anyone cares

7.Try to make yourself cry like they do in the movies
8. Make an anonymous threatening letter by cutting out words from a newspaper. Send it to your enemy
9. Call random people on the phone 
10. Make a giant banner advertisment stating something like “Free Sex Here. No Fee, No Questions.” Hang it outside a window facing the street. Wait